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I was a 718 when I first moved here. I cried every night.
Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch.
Koska mätisäkit omistava ämmä poseeraa Selin!
- Dicky you're having a BF? - I love em!
Tax purposes
Is this the fake update or the fake qutting?
- No T-Bone? - Hey, is that T-Bone?
Okay.
Okay, I'm on 1st and 1st.
Hey, hey, come on, come on. I gotta live around here.
Hello my friends. Would you care to indulge in a little game of chance? I'll wager one Peseta. I'll match that! How do we play? The first player matches the bet and then the dice are rolled.
She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.
Ei, ei mätisäkkejä.
You just blew my mind.
- Oh, no. - George.
Toad boy..toad boy..toad boy...
All right, you can have T-Bone. Stop crying.
You're Not a T-Bone. Uh, You're a Perfect George.
And a deadbolt.
We can't have 2 captain americas
Boy, Look at George. He's Giving It to T-Bone.
We can't have two acc Teams
You’re a Jon.
Why no Rogowski At Pick 26??
You mean like Liza.
Toad..boy..toad boy..toad boy...
Well, this is all very sophisticated.
captain america? we can't have 2 captain americas
Last time I open for a rodeo.
Well, you got a maid.
- Hey, Elaine. - Oh, hi.
You’re a Jon.
- For lunch? - Well, I am just a T-bone kind of guy.
I don't want any money from you.
In fact, you might as well call me- -That sounds good, I’ll have one too
- You from around here? - No.
No, it's just that I've been kind of buried over here.
Message three.
Koska mätisäkit omistava ämmä poseeraa kameraan Selin!
So you're just using A.I. to waste our time now?
- So this is never gonna stop? - Well, it better not.
Hey
Trump died?
Turkey sandwich.
What did I just pay for?