Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this the fake quitting the show talk or the pretend fake quitting talk?

That's your job? To zip files for people?

- Thanks, buddy. - Where you going?

Well, then we should call you “oyster”.

You know, I could have killed you and no one would have known.

I thought 646 was just for new numbers.

love that tampon dick shit

Maybe it’s the real Gupta and YOURE hacking HIM!

Jerry, you know this comes on at the same time here...

- That's great. - What happened to Mrs. Krantz?

- Well, what's your name? - My name is Coco. Coco Higgins.

- Tea with lemon. - What happened to your voice?

DA-BONE, DA-BONE DA-BONE, DA-BoNE, DA-BONE!

Well, Jerry, I've been thinking.

- Did you hear about Newman? - What?

How can the same street intersect with itself?

We Can’t Have Two Mateo’s…

That's your job? To hire people?

How does joe know lucille ball? I thought she died...

You just blew my mind.

- What? - I was talking to him.

Just wait there. I'll pick you up. And Kramer...

You wanna make some?

All Right, Hang On, Mom! You're Gonna Make It!

First I paid for dinner. No, George…

- Hello? - Gammy.

That Monkey That Could Read Sign Language?

- What? - Never mind.

My friend was supposed to pick me up. I don't know where he is.

I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.

Mary, I will have a chef's salad.

I hate the counter.