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Double Zero? It's "Oo."
Calz Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore.
I'm not crying.
Lily! Lily! Lily!
- All right. - Once she pinched my ass...
Well, what street are you on?
I could have killed you, and no one would have known.
I was going to say, being a good host.
Kramer.
Yeah, who's that?
See, this is why you should get a fax and a Xerox.
Koska mätisäkit omistava ämmä poseeraa kameraan Selin!
Who took the nap?
I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.
all sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable
What? Amanda? We can't have two amandas
.
The thing is I’m supposed to be Bendito
Happy Birthday, Coco!
bvalls
You mean like, Liza!
- What? What's that? - That's the new area code.
All right.
- You know where you're going? - Not really.
Look, I work for the phone company.
The thing is, I'm supposed to be T-Bone.
Do you know how to use a mop wringer?
- Jerry, come on, what'd you say? - What?
Temu. Temu. Temu. Temu.
I’m dead now, gotta go
Did you hear about Pat’s State Farm policy?
- Six-four-six? - It's a new area code.
It's the same as 212, they just multiplied it by three.
Toad boy..toad boy..toad boy...
- Koko? - Koko.
You know how to use a mop wringer
Okay, everybody, I have an announcement to make.
Because T-Bone is doing his own Jedi quests!
No. I pay her to clean.
Excuse me, vice president Coco. No one cares about your gammy.
Bieber died?
You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
As in:
That's his job? To register domain names?
Super Dave died??
It's a play on words.
JAMBONE JAMBONE JAMBONE