Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you so mean lately? Is something going on with you?

That's right, my friends.

Look, I- I'm sorry if, uh-

Hey, take that Segway tour. That's a great way to see the city.

Anyway, my buddy Dizzy Brindizzi saw it,

Was it a comfortable ride around the school yard on the shoulders of the children?

Relax your arms, roll your shoulders forward,

Ugh! I hate it here!

It's based, of course, on the well-known story of the Earl of Flanning's manservant, Percy,

That's what I love about our marriage.

I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout.

Why are you making me do this stupid trick?

And you're loud. It's like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh.

Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare.

Rope ladder works. Least someone followed protocol.

This gonna work its way around to a "thank you," ladies?

You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips.

I don't think it's about throwing it away.

I know we've bought a lot of magic stuff,

And, Jay, have a great trip to San Francisco.

So, with just a few more minutes left-

Thanks. I think I just wanna try this escape.

Because we're late? No, we're, like, a minute late.

Thank you very much.

It was a disaster, Mitchell. They hated me.

Okay, great. Well, thank you so much.

who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team...

Actually makes some sense.

and the black arts of the Butler's Escape.