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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1/8th black.
- Oh. - Sir, not during the ceremony.
So the rich kids can just stay at home.
- Oh, my God. - Now, is RuPaul gonna be there?
- "tuckin'." - But I want to get--
- Uh, Neil Patrick Harris? - No.
"Hey, this is therapeutic."
and you needed a prostate exam, no problem here.
and not what the media says they need to do.
of institutionalized "Race-misme."
Thank you, and may God bless America.
You want to light that fuse?
My best friend is black and I love Jay-Z,
Do we have to participate in the anal sex?
So we just guess who's gay.
Well, when they kiss, is it okay to stand up and say, "Ew"?
When in the ceremony do we sing "Over the Rainbow"?
We gon' go to commercial.
That's about overall health.
No, it's-- it's-- it's a good question, Finney.
So there's no gay hymns in the ceremony?
but I ended up losing my virginity
and there was a heap of dirt in the middle,
- Oh, okay. - It's cunnilingus.
is going to unfurl her new song.
Goddamn victims
that we were hanging out at, and the hole was like-- it was--
for about three minutes 'fore my hands start to cramp.
Like what, sir?
Couscous. Skittles.
- Jay Martel. - Nice to meet you, sir.
♪ We need to get some hip, tickin', ruckin', ♪
of college graduates in the country-- good for them.