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Do you need us for any of this?
(INHALING SHARPLY)
You're safe with me I'm a very good screamer.
because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics.
DARRYL: Where you been?
I get it.
Love you kiddo ... LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Okay, I do not sound like that.
and standing strong in the form of song,
Oh, my God. What happened?
I said I was only going to say it once.
Probably get soup, or something light.
You want to talk about it?
Get in.
to me.
Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction!
Presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.
Bear with me. There's a point there.
So have a nice day. Thank you. You, too.
And one day we’re gonna move
What the hell is that? It's the only gavel I could find.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
$300M...And One Penny!
It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.
$400. Who wants it for four? Four, four... Hitter, hitter...
and accidentally called my work phone at three in the morning.
So much for sex without consequences
Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism.
5 Dollars!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Move on, Michael. Okay.
$700! $700.
Yeah? Yeah.
$1,000!
Relax, man. I'm not going to hit you. Oh, I wouldn't...
Tonight. I'm free tonight.
but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.
Well, well, have we been blessed today?
Hey. Hello.
I'm going to start the bidding