Sweet Dee Gets Audited - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S07E04]

Your license plate says “SCAMMIN'.”

Crying baby! Crying baby herd [ Baby Crying 1

Yes. Money, money, money, money, money, money.

'cause Sweet Dee beat the system. [Chuckles]

So we can have the crucifix,

You can't cry on command. What can you do?

I'm gonna put my thumb through your eye, you little bitch!

Sob. Sob, you bitch.

[ Together] Reason will prevail!

What's that? Little bit of chili powder.

Money, money, money

A perfect example of when democracy has failed.

W- Right, but We're an Irish Catholic bar. We're an Irish bar.

where emotion trumps reason every single time...

Crying baby! Crying baby here! (WAILING)

Reason will prevail. [ Together] Reason will prevail.

- Reason will prevail. - [Together] Pickles will prevail!

I just want the money and the illusion of power.

Look, I've been cooking the books in the bar for years.

Charlie's got a point! One of the cornerstones of Paddy's Pub is thick limes.

Sometimes dogs die.

We can get you a baby. Yeah, you want, we'll get you a baby.

and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.

It's the right cola for closure.

Let's put our new process into action.