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And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girly-girl,

Listen, don't con me, Maxine.

Look, a puppet show!

be gone with ye, you foul demon!

Maybe then Floris would care for me.

Was ever woman in this humor wooed?

Sure, whatever.

to further Malkovich's puppeteering career.

The thing is, the way that I see it,

This is something that I call Craig's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.

How did you get this number? Code in. Code in. Unauthorised. Goodbye.

Here's the thing.

and tensions will just melt away.

What exactly does that mean?

Yeah. I think we're finally getting down

Yeah. I thought you were all right in that one movie.

Jesus, we're going to kill your wife, you fucking lunatic!

Oh, Elijah! You really are magnificent.

That was incredible! You're... You're brilliant!

Okay, you can swim.

The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lotte.

I gotta get to the shop. We have a shipment of kitty litter coming in.

I knew who I was.

- Uh, uh, John Malkovich. - Huh?

I'm John. How do you do?

So tell me about yourself, huh?

Well, don't rub it in.

I find it really interesting.

That would pale in comparison to the actual experience.

Thanks so much for having me over, sugarplum.

- Oh! - Oh, God.

Ahh! What are you doing?

What are you talking about? Done with her, man? Tonight really freaked me out.

Damn fine woman, Floris.

Malkovich, Malkovich

Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

No. I'll, uh, go with the loden.

I'm Surprised. That's Pretty Impressive.

Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

He was just hanging around his apartment.

all sorts of philosophical-type questions, you know...

And what does the future hold for John Horatio Malkovich?

I don't know. Why do you think that?

WHY ARE THESE CEILINGS SO LOW?

No, wait! I love your tits. I wanna fuck 'em.

So I just dressed the wound and I've just been feeding everyone

Hot, lesbian witches. Think about it. It's fucking genius.

Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.

Don, I was wondering,

I've begun imagining it as a really expensive suit that I enjoy wearing.

Tom-Tom's puncture wound is infected.

and I'm gonna kick Lester out!

Well, we mean exactly that.

Two hundred clams.

I'm sorry. That was nasty.

Is this your partner? She's pretty.

from her husband's affections.

Is there something so terrible about that?

The baby, it's yours.

You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte.

More than anything, Maxine.

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