Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody told me. That just came out.

Shall we to the boudoir?

Well! My nipples are at attention, General Malkovich, sir.

That was no simulation!

I am sick, anxious, poor as a beggar.

Malkovich Malkovich

We talked about this a million times.

that sent shock waves through the entertainment community.

Yes, sweetheart, yes.

I don't find you attractive, hmm? And, Lotte,

Malkovich had to start from scratch

Where are you starting out?

Pardon me. How old are you, sir?

That portal's been boarded up forever. I bet Lester's not even aware of it.

If you can get your mind out of the gutter long enough, dog boy.

He called our bluff.

Shut up! Shut up!

Just get down from the...

I know, I can't think of anything more pathetic.

standing here before the fire in my oversized man's robe.

but I gotta get back home to my wife.

No? Who am I thinkin' of?

- Yes? - Lester, please don't do it.

He's not feeling very good again.

Captain Mertin?

Mirkovic Mirkovic

Uh... Okay. Okay.

...that I think maybe we should just wait and see if this job thing pays off.

Holy shit, he said what I said!

I love you so much.

If you're going to do something, do it right.

- How's Celeste? - She's good, yeah.

Oh, great to see you, Maxine.

Oh! Be still, my heart.

She's a new friend of mine.

I'd be absorbed.

You were stoned.

I don't think he's feeling very well.

but the truth is that I'm in love with someone else.

You guys know this is John Malkovich?

Why do you always yell at me like this?

You look like a...

I'll take you through it.

Oh, thank you very much.

Where is it? Did it disappear?

We have to meet.

What, her nipples?

I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful, complex woman.

Malkovich, Malkovich.

so at least there'll be one place on God's green earth

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!

- It's him. - It's John Malkovich.

Have you done Malkovich yet?

It was 90 years ago that I discovered a strange portal.

Let her go, Craig.

I'm sorry to have called you like that,

From these inauspicious beginnings...

Like that, little girl?

But nobody wants to die.

I'm going to talk to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.

- Teresa, get me chicken soup. - Okay.

Shit, he said what I said!

- Now I'll know. - Really?

Great. That sounds good.

I know you're not a monster, honey.

Sorry about the cunt at reception.

And it just slew me.

Gotta go back to work. Okay, bye.