Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I made it, Maxine. - Just.

Well, you know what? I'm gonna go in my workshop for a little while.

so that from now on the name John Malkovich,

Bernardo's? 8:00? I really want to see you.

John Malkovich, the artist, and Maxine, the entrepreneur,

Buy you a drink, Maxine?

He wasn't doing anything really.

Honey, not again!

It's just that, well... Please let me explain.

aided in no small part by his new wife and manager, Maxine Lund.

So we're parents?

Can I swim yet?

I don't see how I could go on living my life the way I've lived it before.

My darling, how will we make a living if our clientele

You were him, weren't you?

Until the... the puppet becomes an extension of you, it's a novelty act.

But when I come back, we can maybe celebrate Malkovich's big four-four.

I miss you so much, Maxine.

- J.M. Inc. - Maxine!

Help! She's locking me in a cage.

Well, when I was here with my husband for dinner,

Please come in, come in.

and someone else, who local legend has it was named Flemmer.

Okay, that was Craig inside of Malkovich?

I think maybe you're on to something.

I wasn't... I was talking about the film.

Can I get you anything? Coffee? Water?

Floris, get Guinness on the phone.

to the bottom of this acid stomach, aren't we?

And... And I shall build a floor for ye

I'm glad you called.

Mr. Malkovich, sir.

the least intriguing thing about me.

well, they may not get what they want.

You don't have to do this, you know.

- J.M. Inc. - Hi. It's Lotte.

I'm sorry, Mr. Malkovich. I hope we didn't hurt you too terribly.

in Westchester County today puppeteer Derek Mantini

I'm sorry, Maxine. It's been him the whole time.

As you'll now be spending your work day here,

- every minute, day and night... - I want that voice.

Because consciousness...

I was... I was John fucking Malkovich!

What I want is for you to leave John Malkovich now!

Take me back, Craig.

I guess I loved you, too, in my way.

I don't want to be a monster, Lotte. I don't want to.

Seven and a half.

This is John Malkovich...

If I can guess your name in three tries,

My name is Schwartz. - Money, Miss Warts ?

It's because they have so much of it.

thrilled onlookers as he performed The Belle of Amherst

- She's what they call an executive liaison. - Ah.

She barely has anything to do with me now.

Nankovich, nankovich?

Yeah! Who told you?

I'm smitten with you.

for John and Maxine in the early days.

No, doll face. I know what my passion taking hold feels like.

I tried to explain that to her.

Yeah, that's adorable.

Maxine? Maxine?

Sometimes my thoughts are betrayed by the movement of my body.

No. It's just that for the first time, everything just felt right.

- You look well. - Thank you.

Nankovich, nankovich

- It's Maxine. - Hi.

"Listen, can you get me John Malkovich's home phone?"

Please don't kill Maxine.

Oh, he's an actor. He's one of the great American actors of the 20th century.

It's sort of like Malkovich's feminine side.

Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.

Does it matter?

Malkovich, Malkovich

I'm a puppeteer.

I made him move his arms across your girlfriend's glorious tit!

I took my fill of my wretched pleasures in you