Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dr. Lester, would you mind pointing me in the direction of the restroom?

Why do you do this to yourself, honey?

So, my dear, what is it that brings you to my doorway

Hey, thanks for a wonderful dinner.

Moving story, huh?

Wow. You really are great in that movie where you play that retard.

Lookin' great, Flo.

But nothing could prepare the public for what was to come next.

No, man, I'm sorry to...

Here, Elijah. Here you go.

Ooh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet, mmm.

I like you. I don't know what it is about you. I just...

Well, boy, I'm, uh...

No. I think I'm going to go to bed.

We're late for Lester.

Well, Maxine, I'm not sure exactly.

compliments of the house.

I can't believe you're in this shithole, man.

Yeah. I'm just about to close up.

and the male-pattern baldness,

It's really good!

Move right hand across left breast now.

I'm looking grateful?

Really? Well, I'm really sorry I did that, Maxine,

And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work.

Only as John, sweetie.

Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Malkovich.

So, how was it? What was he doing?

and pay his dues all over again as a fledgling puppeteer.

It's such an honor.

Meet her there. Meet her there. Meet her there.

Get outta my head Flaviu

so don't make any sudden moves!

I'll tell you what. Meet me after work today at Jerry's Juiceteria on Lex

one of the world's greatest entertainers

Tonight we look at the man above the strings

I'll tell you that as a friend.

I mean, literally, I feel like I'm going crazy, Charlie.

what is this strange power that Malkovich exudes?

J.M. Inc. Be all that someone else can be.

I think I'm sweating.

poof. you're a pretty good painter.

This is absurd! Besides, Feldman is an allergist.

Johnny, baby, Johnny.

He's very well respected. Anyway, the point is

Oh, Maxine. Oh...

Maxine! I did it, Maxine!

Maybe she's using you to channel some dead, lesbian lover.

Isn't that odd?

And he was with her!

Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.

but what would you think if I told you

How did you get this number?

And don't forget,

If I can't have you, no one will.

Seven and a half, right?

- Darling! - What the fuck is going on?

No, I don't suppose you would.

It's very bad for the skin.

I'll take you through it. [Alarm Ringing]

think what I think, feel what I feel?

Well, just one.

I am, but only when you're in Malkovich.

Don't forget about me!

Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?

Holy shit, yes!

Working in the workshop.

Hi. Do you know that I don't even know your name or where you work?

fifth door on my left. Watch the step down. It's sunken.