Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look away. Look away.

- All right. Thank you. - Yeah.

Meet her. Meet her there. Meet her there! Meet her there!

Oh, my goodness!

You are so full of shit, Maxine!

I'm sorry, I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants.

I've fallen in love.

Exactly. $200 a pop.

I want to feel Florie's naked thighs next to mine.

It's sort of vaginal, like he has a...

Move right hand across left breast now.

I see. Well, if it's charity you're after,

Absorbed? What does that mean?

"I'm a puppeteer."

It's all a matter of making friends with the Malkovich body.

Don't you wanna know what happened to me?

You know, I have an appointment tomorrow with Elijah's shrink.

Are you married?

What the fuck do you want?

Maxine, I love you!

Charlie, I don't know anything about the girl.

Elijah's gonna sleep with us tonight.

Stay in him forever.

Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.

- No? - It's your energy, attitude, the way you carry yourself.

I need to see you.

I'm sorry, Lotte.

I'll meet you on the side of the road by the New Jersey Turnpike.

Holy shit, yes!

All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.

Are you torturing me on purpose?

All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.

I want her to shiver with a spasm of ecstasy, Schwartz, as I penetrate her wet...

- Security! - No, sir, it's...

Many years ago in the late 1800s,

Oh, I had so much fun with you last night.

I didn't even hear the door.

- Good night, everybody. - See you back here at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow.

They like that.

And what prompted you to come to me with this issue?

I've got to make sure.

She could be, like, a fucking witch or something.

Well, one day, old Captain Mertin received an unexpected visitor.

- No cutting, by the way. No cutting! - Hey, what the hell?

about the nature of self, about the existence of a soul.

The thing is, there's been some tension between us at work,

- Feelings of inadequacy as a chimp, you know? - Mmm-hmm.

but I'm really in love with you,

I want to be John Malkovich, tomorrow.

So Dr. Lester is such a vessel?

- Really? - Yeah.

the other mother, whatever, because I...

He called this building the Mertin Flemmer Building after himself

and together they worked tirelessly

Why are these ceilings so low?

You've gotta help me understand because

You don't understand, man. It was like nothing I've ever felt before.

I don't know how to use it very well,

and abandon ourselves to fornication,

I mean, at him... At us.

Isn't she lovely?

But what I had been through. I am hungry as the winter.

All right. Do it now while I'm on the phone so I can hear

What the fuck is going on?

I don't know who the hell you people are,

Being inside another skin,

But you weren't you. You were John Malkovich.

Right now Mr. Hiroshi's in the tube...

And so it was that just eight short months ago,

Some goddamn thing was making me move.

We're in Malkovich's subconscious.

in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Do you think that it might have some sort of significance, for example?

- J.M. Inc. - Maxine?

She thinks that it's some sort of childhood trauma.

Yeah. Absolutely, doll.

It's an interesting story.

- So strong. - But wherever I have been,

But the elderly have so much to offer, sir. They're our link with history.

Uh, don't tell me. Maplethorpe?

they make this character,

I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.