Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, okay, how about this?

But what... That doesn't have anything to do with it.

Isn't that cute? I just taught him that today.

And then you'll love me again!

Maybe it was this Lotte woman talking

But some say Maxine has changed since becoming pregnant,

We pass the savings on to you.

Come on! Break it up! Break it up! Cut it out!

To tell one's name the livelong day

Are you gonna throw up? Are you gonna vomit?

He's a technical genius.

Maybe you could alphabetize me.

I am really attracted to you. Christ, you are a fag.

- of mysterious anticipation. - I feel the approach of happiness.

From there, it was a simple hop, skip and a jump

I mean, it was like somebody was just moving all the way through me,

Because this...

- Malkovich. - Malkovich. Right, right. Okay.

Much better, thank you.

Hey. Malcatraz. Uh, how are you?

But wherever I have been,

Of course send him right in. Don't ever keep him waiting again, you understand?

I'll tell you about it when I get home, okay? All right?

for one reason or another, have been forced to cut corners.

Nubile. Blonde.

It might be dangerous to toy with?

I-I-I like that about it.

Case closed. End of story.

I will see you in court!

of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form which I couldn't agree more with.

Craig. I need to go to the bathroom and take a shower.

Manna From heaven

I'm surprised. That's pretty impressive.

Ah, to be a young man again, eh, Schwartz?

Something was making me talk.

Don't crowd me, Craig.

That portal is mine,

We can put you inside someone else's body for 15 minutes.

This is my fiancee, Maxine.

I have to go back at 8:00 exactly, tonight.

I have seen a world that no man should see!

Ah, this illustrates how I will move into my next vessel, Malkovich,

and as a young man was one of the founding members

It's the middle of the day. How am I going to get her past Lester?

You can be John Malkovich.

I came upon a room that seemed to be some sort of John Malkovich museum.

Here you are, my dear.

No, no, no. What are you doing? What are you doing?

But, Dr. Lester...

Oblique but intriguing. Phone it in.

I wasn't sure I was going to come...

We have Maxine.

- Can you swim yet? - What time is it?

It proves I love you!

Are you? All right. Let's see about that.

Would you like to be inside my skin,

Get outta my head Flaviu

I'm serious! I'm serious.

every minute, day and night...

You were just explaining the nutritional value

In Malkovich, Maxine had found the love of her life.

the experience of... of... of being you, actually.

- Okay. - I mean him.

I Have a cousin who is a retard

I'm not a child, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions.

Yes! Yes, I was stoned.

feeling differently.

But seriously, that'll all be covered in orientation.

you've been so kind to me and trusting.

When I looked into his eyes last night, I could feel you peering out.

Yeah, but I didn't do anything about it, out of respect for our marriage.