Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody gets...
I like that.
I think, I feel, I suffer.
From now on, I'm no longer an actor. I'm a puppeteer.
Just, uh...
No!
The enigmatic John Malkovich,
thinking differently, moving differently,
I don't know... I, uh...
Why not?
Little Johnny Malk-o-pee! Little Johnny Malk-o-pee!
It's better than your wildest dreams.
Hey, say, uh, ain't you that actor guy?
Oh! Why did you have to hurt me like that?
Dinner.
Wet his pants so all could see!
Charlie, someone was talking through my mouth.
You suggest what?
We're Malkovich.
You see, she's got her doctorate
I think that, uh, a lot of us will move into puppetry.
Okay. Great.
Malkovich Physical Development.
Schwartz would just jam us down into Malkovich's subconscious.
Get that? That was a joke.
Their union was a joyous one,
Yes, I am.
it means a lot to me to see retards
- Really? - Yep.
- Pardon? - Schwartz.
Oh! My God. Please, please, don't hurt her.
But I don't understand. There's not...
It's no good being Malkovich without you.
- Shut up! - Sorry!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It is... It is sort of like puppeteering.
Craig, you're not a monster. No.
Johnny boy, what are you talking about?
Hey, shut up!
and once atop the stairs you'll want to enter the, uh...
Thank you.
this floor has been adopted by businesses which,
- My God! This is amazing. - Lotte!
I'm a great admirer of yours.
But, at least they remain vital.
Get out of my head!
- Shut up! I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, honey.
then I'm Craig Schwartz again. No career, no money.
Together?
That's perfect!
- Hi. You're Craig's wife? - Yeah. Hi.
You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
Yes. Yes, I was... Jesus.
all I think about is wanting to be him.
Being inside did something to me.
What?
I do.
Dr. Lester, while I'm flattered you would share your feelings with me,
No, I won't be late, Lotte. I just have to, you know,
I'm Maxine.
Unfortunately, the story's bullshit.
Do you want to back order?
I don't really understand.
Who was that?
This the bedroom?
Oh, Lotte.
- Yes, sir. - Sure, we can do that.
to help him endure and prevail.
I don't know!
That's true.
It's a portal, and it takes you inside John Malkovich.
Did you call me Lotte?