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first thing i did was watch every episode of dieter and enrique
Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence. Oh, wait.
Well, sorry, I don't have your language nerd skills.
Heh. What, they don't have black nuns?
Is there some amount you can shoot up to get right for the mission...
Shut up. And with all due respect, Your Holiness, it's the Swiss Guard.
--Is that we saved the pope's life.
...for an undercover mission protecting the pope from assassination.
For which we are grateful.
Then why don't we leave them both here until they come to.
...you just might learn something from her. Ha!
How did I get all the way downtown?
Hmm? Seriously, eat. You're like a slow loris.
And you should eat. This could be a long night and you're so teeny.
Did the unspeakable happen to your slender, hairless, adolescent body?
Yeah. That's why I said Oliver Crom--
Yes, of course.
Jazz hands.
Ugh. No. Uh, bit off my feed, I'm afraid.
It's not my fault Italy's so gay.
Well, it was this or the Vespas.