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Heh. What, they don't have black nuns?
Did the unspeakable happen to your slender, hairless, adolescent body?
It's not my fault Italy's so gay.
Shut up. And with all due respect, Your Holiness, it's the Swiss Guard.
Nothing.
Well, sorry, I don't have your language nerd skills.
Hmm? Seriously, eat. You're like a slow loris.
Yeah. That's why I said Oliver Crom--
Then why don't we leave them both here until they come to.
...you just might learn something from her. Ha!
...for an undercover mission protecting the pope from assassination.
first thing i did was watch every episode of dieter and enrique
Ugh. No. Uh, bit off my feed, I'm afraid.
--Is that we saved the pope's life.
Well, it was this or the Vespas.
Yes, of course.
Jazz hands.
And you should eat. This could be a long night and you're so teeny.
For which we are grateful.
How did I get all the way downtown?
Is there some amount you can shoot up to get right for the mission...
Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence. Oh, wait.