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So I have come up with this killer idea for the Spotless Scrub campaign.
You know how whenever I pitch Hennessey always tears my ideas down?
Hm.
You know your mother and I have been unhappy for a while.
That's ADD medication.
It's her dream. Don't you want her to be happy?
- Thank you, Daddy. - Yes.
Picture Spotless Scrub ads on the side of every mother's shopping cart.
Three or four pills. I'm hitting the wall.
- Hm. How about midnight? - All right, but no later.
You know how whenever I pitch Hennessey always tears my ideas down?
- Were you following me? - What?
You can't blame them. Hell. I get the willies just standing here.
and there will be losers.
A neighbor, milkman, pool boy, soccer mom.
A car? A modeling academy?
or how lovingly she watered...
[Shouting]
- I can go to New York? - Wait a minute.
- Sounds pathetic, I know. - No, it's good to take it slow.
- You'll get her attention. - I'm in the middle of a thing here.
That's smart. You'll probably have to sleep in it for a while.
There's been an accident.
Mike's a wonderful guy. Really.
- You would do that for me? - I sure would.
- So it is like constant advertising. - Exactly!
- It's hard to explain. - Could you give it a shot?
She seems like fun.
Ladies, I'm sorry, but what is the point of having a book club