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No. No, let's do it.
You know what? They're my kids too, and I can give them anything I want.
I figured it'd be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her.
Call 911.
For your pain to heal, that's gonna take some time.
- [Juanita] Leave me alone. - [John] Give me that camera!
- It's time to spoil them a little. - I said no.
- I knew this was a good idea. - Thank you for suggesting it.
Then branch out from there. Boom, boom, boom. Mass saturation.
And you know what else would be great?
Now I can live with you without guilt.
You could say that she shot herself in the living room
My sister Elaine and her kids are flying into town for a week.
- Mom, what's going on? - Oh, I'm throwing you out.
In order to win, you have to want it more.
Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?
That's exciting. I wish my sister would visit more often.
- Hey, Danielle. - Hey, Mrs. Solis.
- Do you need any help? - I got it covered. No problem.
No, you go home. I'll take care of this.
Andrew?
You wouldn't have any of your kids' ADD medication you could spare,
Oh.
[Siren blares]
Something's happened and we need you.
[Shouting]
I could get used to this whole closure thing.
[# Country music]
Perhaps detention is the way to go.
Coming through. Ooh, sorry. Hi. I'm Kendra.
No.