HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and making sure the house doesn't burn down.
Nope. I need you pushing... harder.
Well, he's only 11, so...
- We're just driving. - But you didn't think to tell me that?
God. Truckers. Go around!
which we can't afford... So I-I refunded them.
We're having a moment here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What the is that?!
Can I see you pop a bottle of champagne
That's standard... I-I've heard.
- Careful. The cap's loose. - Oh, it is loose.
That's okay. I'm gonna shake him.
Quick, get down, get down, get down.
Well, you have a perfectly shaped head, so you're welcome.
with this old baby hatch. Ow.
Twice.
No, but my mom takes drugs.
Wait. Where are you going? This is not the way.
I don't know. I just asked you that question,
and then drag us out.
You know, I tried to figure out
Like on an airplane?
Are one of you girls using the toilet stall
You can leave Noonie with me.
now there's an accent I can do.
Ready? Count of three. One, two, three.
Makes me glad I never knew mine.
who wants to hatch the eggs in that ugly forehead, huh?
you're still not telling me.
- What? - Okay, we're good.
What are you talking about?
Can we please just get back in the car and talk about this,
So every 28 days, it comes like clockwork,
- Ugh. - I...
- All right, pop it! - What?
Okay, just listen, all right?
I'm just trying to control the situation out here, baby.
On my signal, I want you to run into the woods.