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More important than a bunch of terrorists blowing us all from here to Elvis and back?
Trees left and right. There's a slight breeze at your back.
Fifty bucks says we'll never make it to that date tonight. Something'll come up.
- He's been tricked, I'm positive. - Superman wouldn't help terrorists.
Not a problem. If you have any more questions, please feel free to call, okay?
Nuclear warheads?
One person might not meet the other's expectations.
If Jimmy calls, tell him I know it feels like the bottom of the ninth...
To check out Graceland or something.
You want me to pull the plug? Not a problem.
Americans. So predictable.
Look, Clark, I'm a lawyer. I know you're hiding something.
"No, no, no. He was the King."
- That is ridiculous. - Clark.
At 1.19 a pound, they're almost as big a steal as these warheads.
- It's almost midnight. We'd better go. - Yeah.
It must be the deluxe model.
Well, did you ever think of trying this?
... the combined forces of the United States are ordered to...
See, that's the problem right there.
Well, then Desk Friend is the answer for you.
So Desk Friend, Bath Friend, yours for only $59.99.
- Oh, really? - Sure. It's classic.
Mayson?
I said all along he's a menace. He's proved it.
You design these all yourself?
- Lois, that doesn't mean anything. - Ms. Lane.
- So, what did you find out? - Gregor?
Something that's keeping us apart.
Then leave me alone. Got it?
See? Simple.
Thank you. I appreciate your time very much. Thank you.
I forgot to mention that a lot of people...
So the first thing we should do is dig up everything we can on Borges.
You never told me that.
You were serious about the burgundy?
- No, Clark, really, I don't want it. I don't... - No, really. No, really, Lois...
I mean, you were running back into an atomic explosion.
He and I have plans.