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Every girlfriend I've ever had.
- Duval! - Duval!
Well, after my chili episode,
We have plenty of money.
No, it's me, Pillboi's friend Jason.
What is happening?
Three hundred dollars?
- to say to her. - Right.
Nah, that sounds wack. Call me Donkey Doug.
Bing.
Honest work? Whatever, Dad.
I'll finally be able to pay to have
Elon Musk.
you'll do this exact thing for your son.
It's good, honest work.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Dang, nice pull, son!
Take half of one of these,
Be a person.
My real name is Special Agent Rick Justice, FBI.
Jason, I believe in Double Trouble.
Yes, yes, we get it. Thank you.
I never got to do that with my parents,
- Janet! - Who's Janet?
is off helping Jason's dad.
where you could practice different breakup scenarios?
'cause I gotta go do a robbery.
But like, "My boy." But not like...
- Why? - I can't... it's...
I think maybe this is for the best.
Donkey Doug is your father?
You know what? Whatever.
and compiled the statistically
Cool.
in your apartment now legally belongs to you.
Hi there, what can I get you to drink?
and it means that we have to end this relationship.
but you got to leave Pillboi alone from now on.
Aw! Wait, what?
Like, that swamp is where me, Pillboi, and Donkey Doug
- Okay, yeah. - All right, look, just...
the possibility that your father's a lost cause.
you seem to know what you want,
Doesn't matter.
Just look! NO!!! I think we need to break up.
which is why we're all here.