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a career opportunity for you.
- Do that for me. Please. - Fine.
Mm!
- Yes, please. - Right.
Oh, dip. You got religious and shiz?
Yes, this is the police.
How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi
- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
And don't worry, we don't have to make a big thing of it.
No! No. This is over.
and I've avoided talking to her for so long,
Well...
a lot of time thinking about everything
Baby look, it says gullible on the ceiling. Very funny.
- Aw, you're sweet to say that. - And your accent is so cute.
Of course I will! Oh!
and he's cute.
and I think that's due in large part to you...
then still some cologne from a cologne factory.
If I slip up and tell her about the universe,
Welcome to the family! Come on in!
I'm here on behalf of Jason.
like we're in middle school or something?
I love you, bro.
to arrest me for anything you saw
Just look! NO!!! I think we need to break up.
Coffee's right there.
and I got closure with my dad, Donkey Doug.
- Oh, damn, Jason! - Oh, dude, Donkey Doug!
truly amazing, and with that in mind...
Thought you were cool but intimidating.
you have to tell me, and you're not allowed
- Three factories. - Three factories.
So if we get him to finish the training,
I talked to you on the phone last week.
with Jason, who will be wearing an old-timey strongman onesie.
I mean, yeah, that... that's why we're here, Jason.
Open the fridge, “damn we outta milk.”