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she's out of town for her experimental treatments.
Yeah. I-I think we probably should.
We were in love, she and I.
I know this is crazy, but it just feels so right.
Your mom is a total slut.
There's not a doubt in my mind --
I refuse to feel bad about this.
Ugh, boring.
Speaking of not listening to me,
Rosalyn...Rosalyn...
- Mary killed Andrew! - Whoo!
leaving now.
because there's something I need to tell you.
Oh, I hate it!
Oh, was it? Was it a fun dance?
That's your wife? That's who you're married to?
But we are hiring. And we only hire the best.
I got you the job. Now I'm getting you the man.
You know what? I'll take either one.
Yeah, that's my wife.
Ugh! I can't believe you, Roger.
I was the only chauffeur who got laid last night.
What?
Please leave a message at the beep.
I'm so happy you got a job.
Well, what's wrong with drugs is they go straight to your head.
Hi, Ax.
Oh, it's great.
Listen up, everybody.
Yeah. Our -- our doors are -- are really close together.
my wife and I haven't been intimate for a long time.
Let's just say the treatments are...extremely experimental.
That's the mantra of our next speaker,
Arbuckle T. Boone is not a good life coach.
No girl forgets the 88th time she has sex.
clearly, I have a type.