Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

by the unbearable ludicrousness of the situation

Blake Lively accidentally called me Mommy yesterday,

-[crowd cheering] -Invictus!

Also, I haven't seen Todd in a while. He's not with you, is he?

Do it for us, Woodcharles. Do it for us.

I was thinking, what if you move somewhere closer to me,

to accept a ski race challenge for his office,

Okay, Todd. Whoa!

Personally I like Woodchuck and he's a fine governor,

I haven't heard from you in, like, three months,

[Diane] Hey, BoJack, it's me again.

Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!

Oh, I don't have skis. Was I supposed to bring skis?

Those are important qualities you should never give up on.

-[groaning, grunts] -Ooh! Ooh.

Also, if you have any tips for skiing, that would be really helpful.

All your life people have been throwing you bones

Did I tell you I'm working at a blog?

-And here we are. -[director] Okay. Action!

I'm referring of course to my supportive wife Diane Nguyen,

Devil's Mountain is the place, skiing is the sport.

I say it's time for me to stand up and speak.

-Are you okay, professor? -Just a cough.

So loud as you can, let me hear what you want.

I hate winter sports.

-Whoa! -This is insane.

My assignment was a test.

But as the old saying goes, that's politics.

and, well, a strange boy fell out of the sky

-My name is David Chase. -Do you mind?

Doggie-doggie what now?

Maybe after some soul searching I'll be ready to really know what I am.

-What's this asshole's name again? -Vincent D'Onofrio.

You know what I'd do if I had eight million dollars?

-No! -I say California's tired of rolling over.

Moments ago I found myself in what seemed to be a no-win situation.

Even if you don't get all the signatures, I'll still be proud of you.