Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You follow the directions?

I go into the men's room this morning.

-All right. -You seen it.

you might actually have a career in this department.

after a 300-pound bag of Polish dildos fell on me.

Whoa, wait. What the fuck is a Polish dildo?

And don't leave without taking your cousin with you.

Then you're gonna come out here to the Southeast...

-Hold your horses. -You fucking goose.

-Half a day, huh? -Seniority sucks.

Guess who's in the next stall puking his guts out.

I want to work cases. Good cases.

We could've seized real estate, cash, vehicles, all kinds of stuff.

Y'all need to crawl back down in them holds...

I write all the affidavits and the filing for the City Solicitor.

-Coming from the hiring hall? -I'm working the Atlantic late today.

-No evidence. -What do you mean, no evidence?

Landsman's become an asshole with teeth.

This shit might be somewhere else, man.

Yeah, we'll talk.

But you try for that, you might actually come away with something.

Zig, you believe these fucking dinosaurs?

So when you go hard on them, take it light, but be firm.

Shit, you're Russian, right? No, Ukraine. Kyiv is Ukraine.

If there aren't any openings in the regular narcotics shift...

-He say anything else? -No.

3 and a half inches of blue steel

Nigger, you gotta be fucking with me, right?

Shows the body went in the water west of the bridge and drifted out.

Truth is I need to ask you something in return.

and, actually, in some ways you're better than most guys I know.

-And to what do we owe such generosity? -A surprise.

-Fish your wish, huh? -Jumper, probably.

You tow us somewhere out of the way, and the band plays on a while longer.

Right, Father. Got you covered here.

-All this? -I'm just getting started.

Pussy-whipped within an inch of your life.

That's his father.

The canal gets dredged...

and this Russian fuck won't take it off the pier.

Get me a number for your shipping agent. I'll call and try to square it.

You trust a man, you stay with him.

There's no service for drunks who can't get up in time to catch a ship.

When he wants us up, we be up. String is on top of the shit.