Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well. Couple beers? Yeah. Shots.
Explain to me why my wife is calling me...
I am the man! I made it so sexy. Get him.
I knew it! I pictured Swiss.
We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah.
I feel weird, but pretty good. Let's start the show.
These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse.
You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy?
All right.
I need... I need you Make it sexy.
Every time you push your goddamn algorithm on us, you weaken the nation.
Hop on. We're outta here. I'm not hopping on there.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No!
And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby.
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.
All right. Okay. Here's the plan.
Give me that money. Every ho needs his pimp.
I got the 25 G's. I got the money, so it's all good.
Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right?
You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.
Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse.
That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.
We say words all the time. We said so many things.
Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people?
All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good.
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
No.
What? Who?
Spent the money on these sweetass kettledrums. Look at these.
Don't move! Put the guns down!
I'll go for a beer. All right.
You like ass play? He’ll do anything with the ass.
It's you and me against the world.
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
You should've told me, because I'm been carrying this thing around the entire time.