Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ To parents like me ♪
No. I'm gonna make a run for it
Mm... no. Sorry you had to see that.
♪ This is my business and I'm built for success ♪
When is this gonna end?
and all she ever gives me is stink face.
I can only be so lucky.
I'm a lost cause.
(Greg laughing)
Good luck with that.
and he said "very attracted."
Maybe it's a tiny trampoline.
Hold on, shh, shh, shh.
No... So it will transmit everything
she's probably in a bad mood
is what he said.
Why you bothering me?
(Josh and Valencia moaning)
LOURDES: Time for the family photo.
You want to hear something funny?
(clinking)
Well, that's not the problem... I mean, it is a problem...
So, this is our first Thanksgiving
You almost got one there.
Tell me. (coughing)
♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪
That's a sexist term.
You're an evil genius.
Oh.
and for, you know,
♪ I agree that Neil Diamond is real music ♪
Bye, Greg.
♪ I give good parent ♪
Get off my ass, Greg. It's a holiday.
Yeah, totally.
so we need to run some more tests.
♪ It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving ♪
I am in a very interesting book club.
It's about journaling.
Oh, God, don't even get me started.
but I figure I tell him over Thanksgiving dinner,
Wait-wait, wait-wait, wait, hold on.
GIRL: Another story, Miss Rebecca.
Okay.
I brought tacos and tequila,
Parents may love brown-nosers, but men, like Josh, love me.
You know what, that is the media telling you
Listen to me.
Isn't it?
La, la, la, la. Oh, go, baby, go.
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
You're racist.
with a backyard and shutters
Let's just say that was one very late library book.
And I will take that, sir.
if you're going to go against the church and live in sin,
And you have nowhere to go.
He needs one in the small of his back.
uh, impressive.
♪ I give good parent ♪
from a stage one to a stage two,
Just like Batman.