Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is... everything you wanted.

♪ Hey, West Covina ♪

Well, I'm just gonna... I forgot the M's.

of a loving Filipino family? Why is that tough?

♪ Like an anaconda, bitch, I'm immense ♪

is that you'll be with family.

Oh, thanks, Greg.

You shouldn't be alone on Thanksgiving.

- Woof! Woof! - That's not nice. That's not nice.

I forgot how much fun it was here... I missed that.

♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪

With the holidays, I'm very slammed.

She's texting him right now.

(STOMACH GROWLING) No, no-no, I can't.

it means his current relationship

Okay, I know I'm forgetting something.

when you're spending all day shopping with his mom

I've been starving since 1998.

So we were able to stabilize him,

because it's the "very," alright?

♪ You're like, "Hands are sort of gross" ♪

because I need the extra room to practice my Ashtanga.

Hold on. Hold it, somebody's here.

more frequently. Kevin, you're ruining this for me.

Ma, you promised to be nicer to Valencia this year.

and we know what that means.

- Valencia. - What? She wants to go.

And all the Asians.

Of course I'm starving.

I don't know if you remember me.

Thanks. (STOMACH GROWLING)

I'm training them.

How much is it going...?

You can make it, you can make it, you can make it...

we find out what really matters

Wait, I don't know.

Josh: Babe, babe, babe, she-she loves you.

I don't know what you're trying to do,

♪ Gonna suck up and kiss ass till I have 'em eatin' ♪

That's okay. I'm used to it.

Bye, Jayma. Bye, Jastenity.

and her guts would be everywhere.

Did you know that for Thanksgiving

♪ Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star ♪

Paula, come on.

Every time Valencia has to hang with the Chan's,

because you're a person.

Don't belong here? That's ridiculous.

I quit this bar!

It's the holidays, Paula.

♪ I give good parent ♪

♪ It means I'm dazzling the family ♪

Okay, I can only stay for a second.

- This is Valencia. My girlfriend. - Hi.

Okay, thank you so much again. Bye.

♪ Prepare for your parents to be impressed ♪

Right, I called the house a couple times.

There it is. Yeah.

I said a lot of regrettable things yesterday,

Here, I can do it.

Well, that's a lot of academic subjects.

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm eating again.

I quit making blended drinks for bad tippers.

It's like wintering but cheaper.

which means we need to change the protocol,

You know what my father would've done

Interesting. Uh, fun fact... I made it.

You don't see who she really is.