Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There is very much traffic today.

Okay, they're gone.

Yes, that is one portly puppy.

He probably would've said,

Would you like to be surrounded...

That's the wild card.

Can I buy you a drink before you move?

Yeah. It's funny you say that.

♪ I was born gifted, been blessed ♪

I would be so honored, Mrs. Chan, thank you.

There's something I want to talk to you about.

♪ An attorney? ♪ ♪ Yale law, Harvard undergrad ♪

Because Asians don't like dumb people.

I am attracted to you.

while she sucked up to everyone like a vacuum cleaner.

♪ Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife? ♪

How would you feel?

Maybe Josh was just trying to be nice,

MRS. CHAN: ♪ She gives good parent ♪

(chuckling): Knock yourself out.

Okay? A boulder would decimate her

The library book story! Again?

- I see what you did there - Yep.

♪ Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach ♪

What about tomorrow?

Ha, ha, ha! (laughs evilly)

so just drop it.

Don't you understand

I quit using a cash register that spells mojito with an "H."

that we used in the Gatwick divorce, but with audio.

BOTH: Natutwa akong makilala kayo.

You want to know who I'm most thankful for today?

- but I have to take a giant- - [ Stomach Gurgling ]

Savor that, because that's the last drink I'm ever gonna make you.

I'm all full up from the wonderful smell.

- It's minty. - Yeah.

- Thanks. - [ Stomach Gurgling ]

then we'll patch things up

But you know it by heart by now.

Yeah, you really should.

without Aunt Judy.

(gasps) They're fighting.

But don't get me wrong. She's the worst and I hate her.

I mean, not really.

What are you up to?

Uh... uh, nothing.

Run out of the room.

Nah, it's just...

I'm here to tell you

PAULA: Look, I get what you're doing with this girl.

Hey, cookie, you are crushing it!

My dad never smiles.

I mean, medically speaking, I didn't "eat" it,

Yeah, I was gonna say, speaking of portly puppies.