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Now, hey... get out of here.
We'd love to have you.
I'm enjoying the things that make life worthwhile.
in the municipal sewer system.
what your body should be, and it just gets my goat...
"I wish, I wish I could be from your country."
You gotta go to school. Move out.
'Twas the night of the Dunster House Formal.
be consistent and use contraception, okay?
That girl's not for me, Dad.
♪ Hey, you sunburned MILFs, give me a shout ♪
Rain check
- Mm. - Not okay.
Wait, are you quitting?
Maybe a hot cup of arroz caldo?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's for Sinatra and Tormé.
♪ Am I doomed to stay here ♪
Poor Josh.
Uh, we don't name 'em. They just come from corporate.
So Paula's... I'm sorry.
Would you join our family for mass?
♪ You know just where to find me ♪
(laughing): Yeah, probably.
♪ You're not listening, so what's the use? ♪
Thanks. (stomach gurgling)
No.
It has two bedrooms, which would be perfect,
Give your mother my very best.
aren't covered by your insurance.
Oh, I get it.
Oh... my butthole's the gateway to hell.
You can do it. Okay.
Wait. Really?
What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
And get yourself something to eat,
Okay. So you just showed up?
I noticed that you had a lot of the dinuguan.
MAN: The boss is back. Look busy.
(laughs)
All I ask is
The thing is, our best treatment options
On me?
You spent all your savings?
I do.
♪ To parents like me. ♪
♪ 'Cause if you look real close ♪
(phone chimes)
Are you sure you're not Filipino?
Okay.
Yep. My dad's not gonna be happy I'm moving out,
I love books and clubs.
♪ Inquiring what line of work they're in ♪
(STOMACH GROWLING)
so I can lick all these plates myself.
REBECCA: I can't get over it.
I hate to say it, but that bloodhound
The food here is garbage.
(barking on TV) Now that says Thanksgiving.
Lynne, I think that's enough.
Who flushes a jump rope?
Look at you, old man,
(door closes)
(door slams) but I will call you...
Uh-huh, yeah.
Aw, that's nice, Paula.
Maybe I should train them to wipe their ass.
I would love that.
♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪
♪ Not one customer's walked through the door ♪
♪ It's 5:55, I'm still singing ♪
- Now... - Don't, don't... fight me on this.
My dad bailed, my mom's a misery,