Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, which part of town should we live in?
The year? 2008.
You think that's the first Netflix quit I've seen?
You didn't even sit next to me.
PAULA: Heya!
Oh, dear.
Rebecca, welcome to town.
♪ To West Covina, California ♪
Never noticed that before.
The place? Harvard.
Would I like to be surrounded by the unconditional love of 100 Filipinos? Of course I would.
It's just that his emphysema has progressed
It's a public place of worship.
(Paula laughing)
You befriend the enemy and you get more face time with Josh.
♪ Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this ♪
Or a ghost with a rusty knee?
Yeah, all the places!
is about ready to bite the dust.
(laughs)
They're just abandoning and frigid, so...
I'm thinking about a third macaw.
You must be starving.
"Nice to meet you."
You will never make it.
(speaks indistinctly)
♪ I'm DTF, but understand me ♪
he gets a little tingle down there.
Oh, yeah. I would love to go
What are you doing here?
You need those treatments.
Enough with that.
See you tomorrow.
Oh, my God, your sisters love that story.
Ah, ah. (chuckles)
that the tension between Valencia and the Chan’s,
(imitates drum fill)
♪ I already got 'em heated up under the waist ♪
and the turkey skin, Anak.
Well, all right.
and I'm not going anywhere, sorry.
Ready for church
And as I was being rhythmically trashed
♪ I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar ♪
What's Josh gonna think
It's best if I don't share that with you.
I don't like a hot butt.
Oh, cut the crap.
and enjoy Scott's racist uncle.
Do it!
You know what? Maybe I will have some tequila.
I really don't want to go home for the holiday.
to watch Leaving Las Vegas?
You should join us for dinner sometime.
Well, feel free
when I just show up to his house randomly?
- Yeah. - Get out of here.
♪ Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants ♪
Isn't there some girl you could be trying to bang?
from Temecula, Glendale, San Mateo...
Wow. Wait, business school?
my own personal tipping point...
Hey, Greg. What brings you by?
But, God, I'm not really in a position
(quiet murmuring)
Yeah, where I...
"Yes, yes, you have made another terrible decision,
Do you want to try some?
♪ When I pull up, gym test ♪
What can I bring?
♪ ♪
Do you need the oxygen tank?
Paula, come on. I don't want to make an ass of myself... oh, oh!
Oh, and, uh...