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- with a real family?! - I know.
have a moment of silence for her.
She saw her parents murdered in front of her...
with Valencia.
I'm actually going to... Wait... a real Thanksgiving
your culturally insensitive taste buds talking.
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
(whispering): Hey. Hey, Paula.
Run, like your mother did.
- No... - No...
and we watch the World Dog Awards.
Well, um, thanks again for everything.
Um, may I speak with you privately, Mr. Serrano?
That's so generous of you.
- Thanks. - [stomach growling]
Everyone...
(knocking at door)
Ooh, girl, hang in there.
I just have to find a nurse for my dad first.
Do you think Angelina went into Mr. & Mrs. Smith
You promised me a drink.
Very?
♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪
and she was out of the picture.
La, la, la, la. Oh, Brazil!
Rebecca.
You should have been there.
Now, who wants to go see Jesus?
(bird squawks)
♪ At those little hairs and veins ♪
I had no idea.
Thanks, Mom. Good night.
Why don't you come over and spend the holiday with us?
'Cause not everyone does.
(chuckles) Now, bring it here.
Left a couple funny messages.
Very,
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ What? No, I'm not.
Yeah, it looked so good this year,
through the trouble to train them,
So it's basically a journal.
REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪
See you guys!
You want your job back, don't you?
Yeah... I mean, pull up a chair
Oh, just bring your appetite, my dear.
- but I have to take a giant... - [stomach rumbles]
the bobble-head nodded up and down as if to say,
Okay... thank you.
(laughs) That's funny.
(stomach gurgling) No, no-no, I can't.
♪ Who am I kidding? ♪
I would be honored.
Harvard undergrad, Yale law, 1550 SATs,
It's awesome, you deserve it.
He doesn't listen to me, he never has.
(door closes)
On that note,
- I don't need... - Oh, look at, look at that.
Those moments are really important, too.
You have tubes in your face.
Why does Netflix always want me
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, I think they might be gone.
from Temecula, Glendale, Murrieta...
Mr. Kincaid, you shouldn't have.
she and Josh almost break up.
Thought you hated me.
JAVIER: Welcome back, Greg.
My ass will hang out when I say it should.
Library book story! Library book story!
Your soap?
I ate my twin in the womb.
No. No, you did not.
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
We would love to have a young person like you.
to eat that stuff right now.
- Trust me, Dad, listen. - Sure.
And-and the macaws.
Aw, Rebecca!
And he will follow.