Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we got cousins and aunts and uncles pouring in

and there it is!

I just metabolized its body parts for my own use.

Now, you, get out of here!

Well, no, I couldn't possibly.

What's the catch?

♪ I know this town like the back of my hand ♪

he would've asked and he didn't,

You were only saying what others were thinking.

This isn't weird, right? Is it weird?

You're moving on.

and you don't understand Josh.

♪ She's so broken inside ♪

- Have a good one. - Peace!

perched on my nightstand.

- You look great. - Hi!

Aunt Dhori, I insist

to watch you push Valderrama out of the picture.

That's silly, honey.

Hey, that was a great sermon, huh?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, Rancho Cucamonga,

I nixed the yams with the marshmallows.

but we're going to Paris.

(laughing): Hey, hey, man.

because it's Thanksgiving.

Why do you always give up so easily?

I mean, would I like to go to the Chan's?

You mentioned that. Okay, I mentioned it

Yep, yep... ah.

VALENCIA: I'm so... I try so hard to be nice to your mom,

I have to go to the bathroom,

that I've reached the Rubicon,

♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪

Happy Mothers Day

to my apocalypse of a Thanksgiving.

or why you pretended to be my friend,

Stockton, Pismo Beach,

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

♪ Last call, West Covina ♪

Don't you tell me what to do.

♪ These dads and moms is my sons and daughters ♪

Uh, Modesto, Monrovia,

♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪

♪ Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker ♪

Wait, are you going back to business school?!

I go to public school.

That whale didn't.

♪ Wait, my uncle is in radiology ♪

Of course I would.

And I belong...

What-what are your plans for Thanksgiving, Valencia?

but stay away from me

and I wanted you to know I'm sorry.

Kevin, please. I gotta get this out.

I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it.

- Yeah. - Um, listen, I really appreciate this,

will you move in with me? (gasps)

you have made me feel like I truly belong.

You're having a tough day.

I mean... I'm assuming

♪ Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis ♪

I think they stopped, hold on, hold on.

the toilets are clogged.

You know, I really want to go,

♪ I present proper like a TED talker ♪

- [ Stomach Rumbles ] - No, no, no! I can't.

Paula's joking.