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Did she kill him?
Yep.
I like your sleeveless crocheted trench coat!
What...?
You write that?
Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you.
♪ Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar ♪
We have history.
Yeah, I finally saved up enough money
Why do I tell you anything?
You can make it. Just don't think about it.
(chuckles)
I get it, the holidays can be stressful.
Huh.
But there were also some challenging moments.
♪ Expect to witness a familial love fest ♪
REBECCA: Greg! Greg!
I was just... so happy.
Yeah, it's really unfortunate.
♪ What'll it be? ♪
Wow, I haven't
Um, she's Jewish.
That's the wild card.
What? Why?
One of the nurses ratted you out.
Come in. (door opens)
Okay, cool.
It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor.
♪ Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks ♪
I make my own decisions, thank you very much,
Shouted out of a window and everything.
Good for you!
- Can I talk to you for a sec? - Sure, what's up?
So mildly racist.
I do!
Oh, my God, I can hear it.
that these hospital gowns leave your ass hanging out.
- Ugh. - Shh. Please.
because I have my eye on a duplex on South Cameron
to your book club, too, Mrs. Chan.
(whooping)
♪ End of the night, they line up to hug me ♪
'Cause that's where we autumn.
you'd lose.
Uh, thanks, but I think
- and body-shame some puppies. - Cool!
MAN: Okay, everybody ready?
Oh, no...
You do talk about him a lot.
Wait, oh, no, wait.
I am quitting this crappy job.
(stomach gurgling)
new post about Journaling
- Yeah. - [stomach growling]
Okay, Mr. Grumpy, I thought we were friends again.
(mattress springs squeak rhythmically)
♪ What'll it be? ♪
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
- like, a coffee with me? - Why would you want to do that?
because I had a Barack Obama bobble-head
that the "very" means something. Right?
could definitely benefit from a juice cleanse.
(TV plays indistinctly)
Thanks, guys. Have the best Thanksgiving, Becks.
I love you, you know.
very attracted to you.