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You two had that adorable little romance!
You'll never make it!
You are out of your depth.
train them to use the toilet.
Okay, Becky.
Yeah, she doesn't like me so much.
I mean, I would ask her to come to my house,
Almost as much as Sinatra,
People don't always get what they want.
science
to his house for Thanksgiving?
Nobody does, Dad.
(gasps)
♪ I give good parent ♪
Oh, yeah, that didn't happen.
Oh, what about that, that crazy girl you met at the party?
What?
♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪
the mother tongue of the Philippines.
- Woof! Woof! Woof! - You've lost your pillow privileges.
Yeah, I'm very sorry.
(chuckles) Oh, no, no, no.
Mrs. Chan.
Oh, honey, well, look at that.
♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪
I'm gonna miss you.
VALENCIA: So naive, Josh!
sharing great laughs, as always. (stomach gurgling)
I really have to poo-poo. Okay, hold on.
but I have to take a giant... (STOMACH GROWLING)
Hmm.
Look, maybe the reason I haven't heard from Josh
And you just stood there doing nothing
So he said "attracted,"
Oh, right, I was drunk.
How has she been?!
Lea Michele wrote it.
it's nice that you have that.
Well, it's not gonna work.
Wait-wait, wait, wait, wait, shh, shh, shh.
REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪
But if it wasn't for us fighting about her,
The only person, actually.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
Otherwise, the farts have nowhere to go.
Everyone hates you.
It's wonderful that you are such a bookworm.
I just go to the East Coast, to Scarsdale with my mom
I had a dental procedure. I really should irrigate
We know she likes to pop 'em with her hand.
Poor Josh. Poor Valencia.
♪ She gives real good parent ♪
Oh, my God, this is it... this is the boulder.
He said he's "very attracted" to you,
Obviously.
I like the skin!
Ooh! Documentary about a whale that didn't have parents.
you see and hear directly to an app on my phone,
I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever.
MAN: So you want to speak Tagalog,
and drinks and literally eats lard.
- Say "cheese." - ALL: Cheese.
♪ Din-din guest for the win... yes ♪
I have a thing prepared.
because I can't be in this house any longer.
I don't even know what that means anymore.
to sit down, but I gotta warn you,