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Life of Brian (1979)
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17 Aug 1979
Life of Brian
Terry Jones
I think it was, Blessed are the cheese makers.
My eyes are old and bent.
I'll thump him if he calls me Big Nose again.
He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!
My eyes are dim. I cannot see.
My legs are old and bent.
You're fuckin' nicked, me old beauty.
- Well, what is myrrh anyway? - It is a valuable balm.
That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.
- Aren't you going to come with us? - Solidarity, brother.
You lucky, jammy bastards!
Now, piss off!
- But, Mum, Judith. - Oh, leave that Welsh tart alone.
We are the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad.
- Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! - The bastard!
Oh, you lucky bastard.
Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
Follow the gourd, the Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?
- You mean you were raped? - Well, at first, yes.
You lucky, lucky bastard.
I'M BRIAN AND so is my wife
- Has what, sir? - Spiwit.
They've brought forth juniper berries.
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