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You'll be so sorry when you realize...
[Stifles Laugh] No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
[Thinking] He's not like anybody I've ever met.
on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.
Let's just call it "smell you later."
Oh you think the Phillies losing is funny? I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny
- Hey, what's this thing? - Huh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
- [Gasps] Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir. - What do you mean?
Cram it. You're dead.
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
- Uh, I guess I was. - You lied to me.
People are sleeping very well!
You says to me : the law says you must be married to prince ?
Seymour, what's going on? What's that odor?
[Sirens Continue]
A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.
But those women are quitters!
“Snake does standing for happening tray?”
2 x 11 x 17 = 374
See? You do have a tender side.
Oh, yes. Uh-
[Tires Screeching]
"Guess who likes you."
"Let me show you how it works."
Well, l- I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?
Otherwise, we will file out quietly.
But he's different now , he's change somehow.
and I don't think he ever will be.
But instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.
A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.