Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's why I'm prepared to offer you

You mean, to work on your staff?

OSCAR: She's nice... she's nice...

that's said in this office down all day.

OSCAR: No, thanks. Are you sure?

Felix, don't get caught up in that middle-class jazz...

That one looked like it was going to be another homer.

And look at this, look at that.

TV ANNOUNCER: And so we join Sharibeth Gleason,

You get this right.

how's Oscar doing over at Harem?

in front of an all-night truck stop near the...

That request came from his wife.

See, I don't know if I'd fit in... I know.

We do need Madison back.

This isn't you. Come on.

I suppose you've read

My initials, because my name

You see, the guy who lost, he got mad,

No, thanks, I think I have one of my own.

Dear... Who's "ingrate"?

Yeah, it is clever, isn't it? Yeah.

You know, nine out of ten people say red.

Sounds kind of late for lunch to me.

Football is erotic?

Hmm. Let's go with two chicks.

I understand your feelings.

the rest of the day off?

Writers like Oscar Madison don't grow on trees, you know.

He wants to talk to you.

Your heart's still back in sports.

but what if Donnelly doesn't call you

This looks like your boss.

Oh... What's going on up there?

Come here, I want you to see something.

Yes, sir, right after he tapes his TV show.