Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am so tired of people being so careful with me.
Except for you, Rex. Horribly Irresponsible
- I found your red folder. - How long have you been doing that for?
I'm more than good. It's okay.
- So she's out of the... - That corner cubicle, it's free.
- What do you want? - I was just working at my cubicle...
Oh, happy birthday, me!
So that corner cubicle, that's all mine.
- How did it go? - Is he still in there, Jess?
Yes. I can do an old-timey newscaster, like:
- It's a lumberjack. - Hold on one second.
You're hooking up with the wrong girl.
- I have to go to the loo. - Okay.
Well, I understand, ma'am, but you're wearing chain mail here.
Who's that girl? - It's Jess.
Why would he be scared?
is the best at sex? - Yes.
I'm freaking out, okay?
Okay, fine. Come to my baby shower.
- Be enchanted. - Just take your clothes off, Jess.
Everyone went to Jill's bachelorette party.
if you would let me come to your shower.
Oh, yeah, it's your baby.
I'm big fan of his work. He's great in the Lethal Weapons.
- No. - Absolutely not.
He said, "Is it okay I didn't get my pants off?"
- Why you telling us this? - I want to give you a heads up.
Just you and me.
I am not made out of crackers.