Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I have good water at home. - I have water here.
Okay, here. Let me go ahead and...
You wanna know why? Because I just couldn't decide.
Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!
We're about to see a movie. You wanna come?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'll take it.
- Get out. - Okay, I'm gonna go.
- I'm fantastic at sex. - Dude, you're scared to get a haircut.
"Are you okay?"
You okay, Jess?
Hey, tiger. You're having sex tonight.
Yes, I'm confirming the appointment.
Baby wants his bottle, yeah!
It's like starting a new job with a really weird interview.
Oh!
Off of Danny Glover's grandfather?
Today I'm gonna show you how to cut your own hair.
Boy, your haircut look like a high-rise.
He ran away. He got scared.
Happy birthday to me!
- Nick is meat and potatoes. We're sushi. - Don't wanna be a part of this.
I bet Paul is into some pretty dark stuff.
Start over. Um...
Goose is short for me gusta Jess.
- Hey, guys. What's up? - What's up, man?