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an embarrassingly mushy valentine?
You're delightful.
Are you flirting with us?
- But my date is in there. - And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you...
Anti‐Val pals. Wow, that's a lot of lip balm you're putting on.
Huh, well, sure feels good not to be looking
Hell yeah, it was worth it.
I'd love a burger.
♪ Just pretend that we're not here ♪
It's true. Our Valentine's was just gonna be
This version's kind of a rip‐off.
- ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪
a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud.
and it doesn't matter where.
in your eyes, but relax.
I'm Tina. Austin, we have a problem.
Hearts are farts And Cupid is stupid
- My son is usually dressed. - Am I, though?
And we have five couples on the wait list.
and there was no way to stop the countdown.
- ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪
No one try to hold my hand in there, you hear? (chuckles)
I'm so sorry. The astronauts were in the capsule,
Shut it down.
It's been a while. I just want to make sure
It's fine. What else am I gonna blow my money on?
- I mean, you'll regret it, but please come. - What was that, Bob?
instead of your dad, like that one time.
You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy.
- What do we do? - Gene, how quick can you get in a dress?
You've been under your own nose the whole time.
- You have a list? - Forget it.
I hope I'm wrong, but I think some romance is
- Then we're going later, right? - Yeah, I mean...
You could borrow the Valentine's decorations
And I'm not saying any of this
Valentine's can just be with the one you love,
- It's over, Austin from camp. - We made it out.
give their names and stand outside in the cold?