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Eh, let's go back. I feel a fart coming on.
- at the same theater. - Bye. Leave already.
It's more of a sex toy shop with a theater in the back.
Urge. It's kind of edgy.
And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack.
It's kind of what I'm doing.
- ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪
It's an Anti‐Valentine's Day thingy, actually.
like a prix fixe?
♪ It's okay ♪
I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner,
their crap together enough to book a reservation someplace.
Because she didn't want us to. She's embarrassed.
It's okay, we'll do 'em later tonight, right?
We came so close to success, I smelled it.
No, because you're gonna be a steak on a prix fixe menu.
- (whispers): You're hotter. - Happy to be anywhere.
I'd have a burger. Do you want a burger?
I knew there was a simple, really good explanation.
Yeah, I really don't have time to be insulted right now
Happy Valentine's Day, pal. (choking up): Really proud.
So, as long as we can keep stalling Hugo,
Yeah, I'm gonna lower the lights.
and you're just gonna go home and take a nice bath?
This is probably more than we need to hear right now.
- Is it really bright in here? - Not really.
we love most about each other.
Buybuy
and you have candles without an open‐flame permit.
Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded.
Oh, my God, we're so full.
So why aren't we open late
about how to handle V‐Day while you're gone?"
Hmm, I'd valentine that.
- ♪ Is the wordge ♪ - ♪ Wordge ♪
Right. Because this was worth it.
and I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth.
- That's the spirit. - Are we doing this, people?
At least I'm wearing the diaper.