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- And our valentines are gonna be so good. - So good.
You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?
There's an odd number of stools, so I can be the one single.
- but I should stop bringing them up. - Okay, everybody, get to work.
Same outfit, just add hat and beard.
She's really not gonna show up, is she?
and that was my worst Valentine's Day.
♪ She's in the can, but she loves her man. ♪
He's proud of you. What's that feel like?
- It's a mood maker. - Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw.
And maybe better‐looking than I was earlier today?
I do hate to think of all those poor lovers
He's in love with some poor lady.
No, ten's crazy.
- Don't even know what that is. - (music playing)
- but unlike me, he's not carrying it off super well. - Hmm.
Oh, probably should have taken off my glasses
Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid.
Your mother and I are off to see different movies
"So, you gonna grind me up or what?"
After all these years, you two still sizzle.
- Mm‐hmm. - Okay, this isn't great.
got to be perfect on this one night.
But why are you being so loyal to her?
Shut it. So I'm inviting a group
- Come on, Hugo. - Wait, let me rethink this.
- GENE: Or Bugers. - LINDA: Or Urge.
crying into their microwave dinners.
Just remember our oath and watch each other's backs.
that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers?
Without making out. Should we hug? Probably not.
- No! - That's another way to go.
She's in the employee bathroom.
Well, we're not really a datey,
I thought the address looked familiar, in a bad way.
I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random.
- There's a boy in a diaper. - True.
Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef. H‐How is everything?
for Valentine's dinner?
And, uh, see you tomorrow?
Jocelyn, are you hearing this?