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who has all these one-liners and hilarious jabs I throw at the customers,
and then they became monsters, which in turn made them make me fat.
you know, I've created a level of success for myself that, uh-
- Oh! - [All Gasping, Exclaiming ]
Hey, Charlie, you asleep?
I had my skin peeled off with chemicals.
Ho-ho! And I got fat. I'm much fatter than Mac!
So did you go to the gym?
Okay.
Frank, I don't even think you know what a plan is, dude.
You guys dropped the tipping point? [ Dee ] Yeah.
No. No Africa for you, huh?
They forced me into this avatar thing, and now they're totally ditching the plan.
i like to kill babies. unborn babies.
Shut up!Shut up! What's going on? Where is everyone?
Right on. Well, he was the original, right?
L-I don't even want to be at, like, somewhere lower. But whatever.
That'd be great. Yeah. Can I finish the joke?
Oh, my God. it's morning already, huh?
It wouldn't be that obvious if you didn't know me. You'd be, “Shit. Maybe that's Superman.”
Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne...
And then Frank was, like, “Come here, you little bitch! Goddamn it!”
I put two extra stop signs. Yeah.
And I don't know what happens out here.
I'm going to be alone.
[ Chuckles ] He said “fire off.” I like that.
Can I please get, like, 2O margaritas so this bitch will listen to my kid joke?
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