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I'm sorry, Father. I have enough.
So really, I’d to confess on my Dad because he’s a sinner
Heyo, sup!
- I'm as big as my avatar. - What's an avatar?
You've been waiting half an hour? Half an hour?
- Guys, we may have tipped. - Uh-oh.
Okay, Father, I'll try, but I can't promise anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable.
Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just hammering at pebbles.
All my- All my funny jokes and stuff that I throw out.
I could pass them through if you want some.
Oh, my God!
so I can't have you telling me terrible ideas all night,
The point is that I'm not going to let the bar down.
Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm probably going straight to hell.
You're so fat, and,uh- Oh, big, fat, big, fat.
(ugh) no….
So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with mana?
Are you eating in there?
- Six weeks. - Great.
and Dennis can pour more acid on his face.
You're the one who wanted the, uh, two Coors Lights and the gin and tonic. Right?
Deandra, you got to- All you have to do is hold the pigeon.
Do you want to watch Kung Fu Panda on Blu-ray- Excuse me.
You know what, Father? I'm just going to plow ahead.
I understand none of it.
Hmm? Okay, if you keep making the right decisions over time,