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I'm having a weird med school flashback.

...when things go badly, you still take it this hard.

[J.D.] OK. Let it out.

Enough, gang. That's how rumors get started.

You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh?

- You don't know what this is about. - Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.

I start my orthopedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome.

because you never know when it will throw you a curveball.

[J.D.] He's not a sensie. He's a nut job.

[J.D.] I should tell her about that.

- What am I going to do about Dr. Stone? - You're going to cry in front of him.

[J.D.] Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything.

Don't smother your kids.

... maybe just a nod...

So... when was the last time I was here?

Would it be OK if I moved? This couch is... uncomfortable.

Dr. Cox, I am not going to pretend to know what you're going through,

and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn.

That is the quality that me and my six ex-wives

Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened.

All right, people, listen up.

You need somebody you can look up to, someone you can count on.

if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house

What the hell are you doing?

Dr. Kelso, I asked you to keep this matter away from the Board.