Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

instead of just plying me with folksy aphorisms.

-[both laugh] -Oh, stop!

-Where's my dry cleaning? -Where's my car?

Hey. C-- can we sidebar for a minute? Is this really the best use of your time?

-You're Diane? -Yes!

I promised him I would never drink again after what happened to our daughter.

to the angry lady I fell on at the post office,

-Then there's no time to waste-- -"Would" give her my kidney.

-Oh. Hello, Jorge. -I have some news. It's about your mother.

[knocking on door]

[car horns honking]

We have to go right now.

My reps' assistants are all on strike, too.

Uh... What happened to your daughter?

Todd, your mother needs your help.

iTunes gift cards? Amazon gift cards?

I just remembered there's a typo on page 12!

-I just sleep on the couch... -[Jorge sighs]

I suggest we adjourn for the day and start in earnest tomorrow.

Jack Twist, Jack nasty!"

Home, I-- I guess.

and they wanna help you share your story with the world.

So, all we need to do is get into the party,

or an industrial-sized tub of general anesthesia?