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[clears throat] Todd, I, uh... owe you an apology.
Feels like a cheat on the Z.
How was I supposed to know she meant the dead one? [cries]
Thank you, BoJack, for being there to catch me.
company credit card, and a parking spot in the good garage.
[groans, shrieks]
Excuse me? This garage is for shopping center customers only.
What the...? Hey, who's in my chair?
we got my kidney back?
[groans]
It took hard work, focus, discipline to get me where I am today.
That guy hasn't showered since Bad Santa.
[slurps]
I assume you don't keep records,
Princess Carolyn, this is a catastrophe.
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
Yeah, I would dismiss immediately
-What do you want? -We have one request.
I'm going into labor! You need to call my doula!
[Guy] Hey, Diane, get me a pretzel, too, please. Love you, okay?
-Hey! Keep your hands where I can see 'em. -Look, this is all a misunderstanding.
Nothing came easy for me.
Take this number.
Of course I want to.
Todd, promise me you'll be perspicacious in there.
-[Ruthie giggles] -What's so funny?
Then, you take me back to Pastiches and keep me out of trouble.
Right, it's almost as if all your friends
Well, that was a bust.
if you'd given me real therapy over the last six months
Shirley MacLaine threw a cactus at my head
I know I was hard on you when you were growing up,
You really think I have what it takes to be an agent?
-Hi, I'm Diane. This is Guy. -How you doin'?
Um...
You've made the right decision. You're gonna love the new job.
Holiday party, huh?
But I should have realized: you're white.
-You never understood me. -I raised you as my own flesh.
because he's a rich old guy who wants to live forever.
As for me? Uh, check, please!