Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I was trying to protect you.
I panicked! I've never been in charge of where to go before!
No, a regular coma.
-Oh, but... -Oh, thank God you're here!
So, the only way I can progress is to return to my life as a sober man
Of course they do! I don't know why you're so negative!
["Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" plays]
If your theory were true, wouldn't I keep her at arms' length,
If I sign this, does that mean I get a promotion, too?
-Why? -I wanted to buy these sock puppets.
so you simultaneously resent me and crave my approval,
Doctor Champ, what is your plan?
Even if you had your assistant, it wouldn't do any good.
We handle all your matters, from keyboards to bladders.
Do you know what the Chavez name stands for?
You've destroyed me. I can never go back to Pastiches now.
Ooh, that's not gonna fly, P.C.
Do you wanna come say hello? I'm sure she would love to see you.
and phones, for me, are, like, what?
-Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. -[keys beeping]
Well, then instead of sending her husband,
-You know it. -This strike has shut down the whole city!
-[gasps] -[organ plays]
Look... [sighs] Okay, Todd.
And you ruin people who care about you.
Well, that's a very generous offer,
-Really? -No. I don't own a car.
-That's cold, Todd. -What do you expect?
and then use as an excuse to resent you even more, what's your point?