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They give it out when you're born
Fuck.
can't help it.
You didn't make shit. Right?
Charlie: I guess I'll B-R-B right here too.
So where are we going today?
Chapter one.
really, really beautiful.
Yeah, I know.
No, not a squirrel. Not a dog.
the best fair price I can offer you is, uh,
(doorbell chimes)
I'm, I'm the real victim here.
I don't get it.
-Jed? -Yeah.
and I thought, man, I'm going to win.
Abe: One and one hundred...
(horn blares)
If only we had, uh,
What about the, uh, the other kids?
Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
So Jed told me that Damian never won,
No, no.
Neat trick, huh? Neat trick, that.
Nice kid.
And baby Roscoe.
the meteor shower from his roof.
(phone beeps)
And then, I don't know how,
how to make an off-the-menu sandwich.
How would you like to help an old lady retire early?
Jed: Yeah.
It's gonna prove they got the wrong lady
Cotton candy.
Played the lottery every day.
That narrows it down to about ten people.
there is a public bathroom.
Never staying in the same place for too long,
Alright.
I'm calling from 421, Route 66.
* You scream and everybody comes *
* A hot meal on your table *
just two, no, three more questions.
You seem smart.
(Charlie humming)
I don't know, I'm guessing.
Nah, I got my dash cam over there.
-That's why she did it. -Trucker: What?
But yeah. Okay.
Abe: Hey, sweet pea!
and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber.
Now I'm drunk.
Hawaii is going to be underwater
I knew she didn't do it.
(beeping)
Is that a squirrel?
it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit.
get that new iPhone 13.
weak, fleshy, a target.
all of which is leading me to fucking care
Like I'm a god.
Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it.
Charlie: Yeah, you're right.
Marge was moving drugs.
Creepo flipping out.
Well, why wouldn't they?
Jesus, man.
because I get to express my creativity.
Jed: Have a safe trip.
it ends in 454.
You got binoculars and shit, man.
breaking into trucks.
I think if she had a problem with me,
Alright. Alright.
I can see everything from up here.
(blowing)
Wouldn't be much good if it didn't.
Times I sit up here,