Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How was your first day on the job? - Great!
andhe's the dumb guy!
Got it! Rah-rahs like hunkyjocks, right?
What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
- Hey, have you been up all night? - God, is it morning already?
- Cops already?
[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]
Morning. Wood. Morning. Wood. Morning-
She walked into a door.
- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say.
My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion.
You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith...
Hmm. Got it!
Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I.
Sir, can you explain this?
- Kiss my ass, pigs!
- Be careful around her, pal. - What a nice guy.
It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?
- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!
Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-
Good morning.
The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house.
You didn't sell any. You're fired.
I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do...
Yes, now. I already hired the painters.
Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself.
Okay, uh, uh- I like it when you place your documents face down.
- Attempted murder?
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.