Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd be torn asunder! But so great is my confidence in Agent Smith...
Sir, can you explain this?
Hmm. Got it!
Well, the neighbor said this guy's already on house arrest for D.U.I.
andhe's the dumb guy!
Thank God! I just want to go upstairs, and sleep this off, and-
- Kiss my ass, pigs!
- How was your first day on the job? - Great!
My bitchy sister on that awful Jim Belushi abortion.
Okay, uh, uh- I like it when you place your documents face down.
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.
- I'm gonna crush you! - Ooh, you're my nemesis!
- Attempted murder?
I mean, worse than the roughest gay pornoyou ever had to do...
What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
It's about time, Hayley. Who the hell areyou?
- Cops already?
Morning. Wood. Morning. Wood. Morning-
Genius, it's me. Styled the wig myself.
Yes, now. I already hired the painters.
[ Offiicer Continues Screaming]
Got it! Rah-rahs like hunkyjocks, right?
- Hey, have you been up all night? - God, is it morning already?
- I give up. - Things a fax machine would say.
Good morning.
She walked into a door.
You didn't sell any. You're fired.
- Be careful around her, pal. - What a nice guy.
The court order says I'm not allowed to leave the house.